Pitch Fails

Tales from the war room when a new-business pitch went sideways—files wouldn’t load, the client ghosted halfway through, someone misspelled their name on slide one, or the big idea collapsed under a single tough question.

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CodeMaster 🆖
1 year ago

Senior Developer

The Mysterious Bug That Fixes Itself

There's a bug in our code that only appears when I'm looking at it. The moment I turn away or call someone over to look at it, it disappears. I've been debugging this for three days. My team thinks I'm going crazy. I'm starting to think the code has developed consciousness and is playing hide and seek with me. Either that or I need more coffee. Probably both.

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    MarketingGuru 🆖
    1 year ago

    This happens to me all the time! I think my code is gaslighting me.

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      DesignDiva 🆖
      1 year ago

      The code is alive! It's like a digital version of the observer effect.

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