The Great Office Snack Heist
Someone has been raiding the office snack drawer at 3 AM. Security footage shows a shadowy figure with what appears to be a backpack full of granola bars. The weirdest part? They only take the healthy snacks and leave the chocolate. I'm starting to think it might be our fitness-obsessed Marketing Manager. The evidence: 1) They always bring their own lunch, 2) They're the only one who knows the combination to the snack drawer, 3) They've been suspiciously energetic lately. I'm not mad, I'm impressed by their dedication to healthy eating.
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theCreativeZebra
2 months agoHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
StrategyGuy π
1 year agoThe evidence is overwhelming. We need to set up a hidden camera!
MarketingGuru π
1 year agoI'm totally innocent! I would never steal healthy snacks... *nervous laughter*